JOKESSSSSSSSSSSSS

BOY : May I hold your hand
  GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
   GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away?
  BOY : Were you away?   
  GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
  BOY : What time was it?
  
  GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
  BOY : You love me...
   GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
  BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?
  GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
  BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
  WIFE : Do you remember when you proposed to me I was so overwhelmed,
  I couldn't speak for an hour.
  HUSB : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
 1st MAN : I'm worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased by
  the doctor.
  2ndMAN : Has she tried an apple?
  GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
  BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?
  BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
  GIRL : How soon?
    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
  GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?
 GIRL1 : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
  GIRL2 : I did once. He'd forgotten to take th
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