Day1:  A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleeP.The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

Day2:  A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered," so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum". 

Day3:  A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties". 

Day4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them, Son: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol on your Mom. " Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday." Mother fainted! 

Day5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered: "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.

Day6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot? The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, if I get an erection we'll lose the case!" 

Day7:  Classic A young girl about to go on a 1st date with her boyfriend was been tutored by her grandma. "He will try to kiss you, allow him. He will try to cuddle you, allow him. He will try to lay u down and get on top of you, don't allow him". The girl asked, "grandma, why?". Grandma said, "because if you do that, you have allowed him to disgrace you and all your family". Girl said "okay" and left on her date. Several hours later she returned and grandma asked "how did it go?". Girl said "exactly as you said except when he laid me down and tried to disgrace our family, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family". Grandma fainted!!...

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